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Some very silly sheep jokes!

What is a good quality in a sheep?
A sense of ewemour

What do you call a sheep without any legs?
A Cloud

Why did the lamb call the police?
He had been fleeced

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa baa shop.

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Other Jokes

Teacher. Name me six things that have milk in them?
Pupil. Half a dozen cows.

Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!

One day, little Rifka went up to her dad and said, “Dad, I want to play our piano but I can’t open the lid.”
“Of course you can’t,” said her dad, “the keys are inside.”

Just before she went to bed, little Ruth’s mum asks her a question, “Do you know how to make milk shake, darling?”
“No I don’t, mum.”
“You give it a good fright.”

Little Abe was talking to his older brother Isaac.
“Isaac,” asks Abe, “why do bears have fur coats?”
Isaac replies, “That’s easy. It’s because they'd look silly in anoraks.”

 

Some Fun Facts


The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

Polar bears are left handed.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

Starfish don't have brains.

There are 701 types of pure breed dogs.

The common belief that dogs are colour blind is false. Dogs can see colour but it is not as vivid a colour scheme as we see. It is much like our vision at twilight.

A dog's heart beats between 70 and 120 times a minute, compared with a human heart which beats 70 to 80 times a minute.

Adult cats with no health problems are in deep sleep 15% of their lives. They are in light sleep 50% of the time.

A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human only has 206 bones.

Did you know Sailor, Dead Leaf, Paper Kite, Blue Striped Crow, Julia and Great Egg Fly are all names of BUTTERFLIES


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